The Great White Just Might…part 2
Longer than a minivan
With jet-ski in tow,
Heavy as a Hummer
That’s packed for the snow…
Deadly as a steam train
Squealing off its tracks,
Meaner than a grizzly bear
Shredding backpacks.
Though his brain and eyesight
Are often maligned,
This eating machine
Is perfectly designed…
When you play in seawater
You enter his world,
The chills will get hotter
When your body gets swirled.
Huge shadow appears
With a four-foot fin,
As the wake of the wave
Starts to pull you in…
Then the big trap opens
Daggers sharp and bright,
Oh what a frightening
Nightmarish horrible sight!
Punch for the nose
And claw at the eyes,
Kick like a jackass
Be a whale of a surprise!
He might let you go
If you don’t taste like seal
But he may come back faster
With a lot more zeal.
So say hello to Neptune
And goodbye to all,
Your love for the ocean
Was your lonely downfall…
If you’re just right, he just might
Take a big bite tonight…
The Great White just might
Take a big --- aarroomph!
ARdVS
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